Doug Coupland Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?Rita Rudner I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.No matter how your dates turn out, reading funny dating quotes can always keep your grounded and feel light-hearted.Remember, there’s always a next time if it didn’t work out.Sometimes being stupid and falling in love can make all the difference in your life.
This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
Lorna Adler Date Night is insurance for your marriage. Dave Attell My father always said, ‘Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.’ So on our first date I’d nag the guy for a new dishwasher.
Unknown Date night can be a real oasis in a couple’s life. Kris Mc Gaha Valentine’s Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again.
Unknown If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date.
Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time.
Rodney Dangerfield My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.